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Get Out of the Way Slow Manatees

Slow Manatees

 

 

 

 

2003
ink on paper
23cm x 31cm

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OK, Let's Try That One Again

Try Again

 

 

 

 

 

2002
ink on paper
21cm x 30cm

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Butthead People

Butthead

 

 

 

It was the latest fashion craze among Butthead people to nonchalantly wear their faces on the left ass cheek.

2003
ink on paper
21cm x 30cm

 

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It's A Lot Better Now

Is Better

 

 

 

 

2002
ink on paper
30cm x 21cm

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Headache

Latina Girl

 

 

 

 

 

2003 (SOLD)
ink on paper

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Herr Director

Herr Director

 

 

 

 

 

2002
ink and watercolor on paper
21cm x 30cm

 

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Faaaster!

Faaaster!

 

 

 

 

 

2002
ink on paper
21cm x 30cm

 

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Doubt
For every conviction there has to be doubt

Take a Break

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Doubt is creativity.
If there is doubt, then there must be an alternative.
By doubting you automatically create an alternative.
The urge to find an alternative is what makes an artist or a scientist.
The documentation of doubt is art.
As an artist you should doubt everything, even truth.
Don't try to find the truth.
What are you going to do with it once you found it?
Find security in doubt.
Art doesn't make sense.
So you have to do it fast before you realize that.
Before the ugly doubt beast starts gnawing at your insides.
That is the other doubt—the destructive kind—Self-doubt.

There are only subjective perceptions of the past
and certainly no predictable future.
There is only now
and even that is doubtful.


It is not that I doubt
what you are saying
I just don't believe you.

2002, ink on paper, 8" x 10"



The Direction Pointer

The Direction Pointer

 

 

 

 

 

2002
ink on paper
21cm x 30cm

 

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Conman

Conman

 

 

 

 

 

 

(SOLD)

 

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Bookworm

Bookworm

 

 

 

 

 

2002
ink on paper
8" x 10"

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Hangover

Hangover - Andy Maluche

 

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your well-being for the sake of art.
As you can see in my self portrait, I have been sacrificing a lot.
And not always with the right kind of people.
My mom always used to say I should watch out with whom I am sacrificing with.
And my doctor advised me that, although it is generally OK to have about 5 or 6 sacrifices a day, it's time for me to take a little break.

2002, watercolor on paper
(NOT FOR SALE)

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Alpine

Alpine

 

 

 

 

 

 

1986
ink on paper
21cm x 30cm

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Murderous Pirates

Murderous Pirates

 

 

Although they were a bunch of murderous pirates, nobody seems to take them seriously.

2002
ink on paper
30cm x 21cm

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A Dog's Tale

Fred

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Everyone has seen dogs sniffing out each other's assholes.
But do you know why dogs are sniffing out each other's assholes?

Well, it happened like this:

Many, many years ago when dogs were still ruling the world,
the dog president called for a major assembly for all the dogs.
They wanted to discuss new laws for dog interaction in the dog society…

2002, ink on paper, 8" x 10"


Ear Gill Fish

Ear Gill Fish

 

 

The common ear gill fish and its much smaller but also extremely rare blue nosed ear gill fish

2003
ink on paper
31cm x 23cm

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