The Great White Warrior POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, May 10. 2009 | Life
The Great White Warrior disguised himself as a native and explains the importance of wearing traditional clothes to his fellow tribesmen.
He also wants to point out that he is really too lazy these days to update his blog so just scout the archives for art, prose and fun stuff or check out his Facebook page.
Fish POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, September 08. 2008 | Life
Sometimes all you can do is sit down and watch some fish.
I was hanging with the wrong mosquito.
Got myself some Dengue.
That was the second time around.
2 more times to go.
Bring'em on.
Be part of the world biggest ad POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, July 28. 2008 | Advertising
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A project of my pal Graham Kelly and friends.
Join him to create the world biggest ad.
T-shirts POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, July 27. 2008 | Commerce
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I haven't told too many people about it but I am actually printing my own T-shirts.
And yes, they are for sale as well. Once I have a little more time I will put up a link from where you can choose and order. Every T-shirt is designed and hand printed by me.
This here is a sample from my children line. So cute :-)
When I was 18
I wanted to publish
my autobiography.
The publisher
rejected my manuscript
with a note saying:
"premature publication"
Article POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, July 27. 2008 | Fun
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I wrote and shot this article more than a year ago.
Although I gave it to the magazine I am not sure if they ever published it.
(They didn't answer my text or emails and I never got complimentary copies from them either)
The funny part of this article is that most of the girls featured aren't actually girls (something I failed to mention to the editor :-)
Let's see if you can find out which one are and which aren't. Good luck
A few months back I was on Lamma Island Hong Kong on my way to catch the ferry.
When I walked up a hill just in front of where I am staying
something jumped up in the air in front of me.
I wasn't paying attention and first thought it was a cat.
But actually I was a 5 foot copra with some frog legs sticking out of her mouths.
I know what you are thinking,
A copra with frog legs sticking out of her mouth
must look pretty funny.
And yes it does but don't be fooled.
That's when copras are at their most vulnerable and they can get a little touchy.
So don't laugh.
Kinetic Sculpture POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, July 15. 2008 | Design/art
Amazing what you can do with a few balls, some string a bunch of motors and a computer.
New Record POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, July 15. 2008 | General
Yeheeey, new record.Almost 3 months no posting.
Funny I didn't really miss it either.
I will soon start a new bog for my design company TAP
(well, Leo Burnett's company, I just run it)
I will be using this blog for a while as my test ground.
All posts will somehow be design or advertising related but
Don't worry I make sure they are interesting to the general public as well.
Story Telling POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, July 15. 2008 | Prose
Here some simple tips on story telling from the grand master himself.
As you all probably know Ira Glass has a fantastic program on NPR called: "This American Life", one of my favorite podcasts.
Pay up DJ - Will Ya? POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, April 28. 2008 | Prose
Roadrunner Party POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, March 10. 2008 | Photography
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I shot a party at Roadrunner in Manila.
When I arrived there the bar tender gave me an enormous glass of scotch.
Then I realized that I didn't bring any memory chips.
I drove back home and got the chips.
Back at the party I received another enormous glass of scotch.
After that everything got a little hazy.
I have no idea who took all those pictures of me.
Development aid or charity has to work with the same rules like marketing.
It can only be successful if it is so appealing to the target market that it will become a runaway success.
But that is about as easy as producing a hit single.
Mirror page POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, FEBRUARY 23. 2008 | Philosophy
Recently I have gotten so much traffic on my website that I was forced to open up a mirror site to relieve the pressure on my server.
Please check out my new mirror site you will like it.
It's a way of life.
Puey Quinones Fashion Gala POSTED BY ANDY MALUCHE, FEBRUARY 23. 2008 | Photography
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As published in Saturday Super, Philippine Daily Inquirer
Wow, only a few years ago I watched Puey dressing Barbie dolls and now he is spicing up the wardrobe of the stratosphere of Pinoy society. Star models and socialites like Ornussa Cadness and Phomela Bandera modeled Pueys fashion statements in a fabulously (pronounce: faaabulooously) minimalistic set designed by Melvin Mojica who is so hot these days that I am surprised that his designs don't catch on fire.
Watching Boy Abunda, KC Conception, Tin Tin Cojuangco, Divine Lee, Ruffa Guiterrez and Lulu Tan Gan proudly showing off their Puey gowns you would have never guessed Puey's humble background. As the MC pointed out, humble indeed it was when wee Puey worked on those Barbie dolls a few years back in Bobon, a small town in Northern Samar. But Puey had his influences. On the one side there is Dennis Lustico a close family friend from the same small town who gave Puey his first pointers and on the other hand yours truly, Puey's uncle, from whom he inherited the light blue hair.
"Was I drunk yesterday?"
"Well you swiped your credit card through my cleavage"
"Boy oh boy, must I have been drunk.
That card is maxed out since months."
