Asia based dotcom signs on marketing genius   Hong Kong based upcoming dotcom giant UNDERstanding Ltd. has recently signed-on well-known marketing genius Andy Maluche. "Andy is the right man to get our expansion plan to the man," says Dick Jones, CEO of UNDERstanding Ltd. According to their comprehensive corporate brochure. UNDERstanding Ltd. is working on a top secret thing which has something to do with the Internet and making a lot of money. It has been rumored that Dick Jones, a trained cameraman, has made some deal with a couple of bar girls from Hong Kong's Wanchai district and he was seen buying an "Idiot's Guide to Streaming Media" reference book. "Sorry but we can't talk about it," explains Mr. Jones, "that's why we are glad that we could sign on Andy. He can come up with the most impressive marketing plans without having the slightest clue what he is trying to communicate." Andy Maluche has vast experience marketing everything from arranged seashell baskets on the beaches of the Philippines to vibrating women’s underwear web sites. "He is a little eccentric but don't let that fool you. I've known him for years and he never stopped puzzling me," says Mr. Jones the driving force behind hiring Andy Maluche whom he met in some bar in Wanchai but he can't really remember when. Mr. Maluche, who is also an expert on hunting stick insects is confident: "whatever they sell, I can market. For example this press release, was my idea, pretty good huh." I think we should brace ourselves for a shockwave. I can see UNDERstanding Ltd. putting the new economy single-handedly right back on track. T.M. for UIN