This picture shows his Highpressure Xristian achieving second
stage.
Even the most devoted followers of Kackeverdrücken have
neither the pressure nor the will power to get that far. Especially
not in front of a waterfall.
You will notice the vertical stripes in the pictures. Those happened
because of the intense radiation emitted from his Highpressure
as he broke through the second pressure barrier. It is the same
energy which forces the waterfall sideways.
Few people actually know that, but the famous quote: "I
work best under pressure" originated from his Highpressure
Xristian.
This is a man capable of producing rectal diamonds.
He is my guru and I love him. Manly love though, without fucking
and stuff.
